Well folks, they’ve gone and done it. I have recieved an e-mail from Warner Bros. that shocked me. It seems they have been in secret contract negotiations all week.
After signing Keanu, it looks like they want to draw more of the teen crowd so in addition to bringing back Carrie-Anne Moss, they’ve signed Jennifer Love Hewitt. We’ll be seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt pulled from the Matrix, for her first ever nude scene. Tank will be played by Marcus Chong, Lawrence Fishburne will again play Morpheus, but watch out for Leonardo DiCaprio to play a new recruit. But look on the bright side folks, Jet Li and Ray Park will be there, along with Kevin Spacey as an agent and a little bit of April Fools for you. Gotcha!
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